I Wonder If The Reason Bill Was Born With The Ability Of Seeing The Third Dimension Is Because He Was

castiel hammer alone requested by none

Jokes that make sense to no one but me

SPRING BREAK STARTS TODAY!!! It's only about a week this year, which sucks, but still!! A whole entire week of no school!! Is it too early in the year to go to the beach and sunbathe? Hm, probably. But it's probably not too early to go and get fancy cones of ice cream from the fancy sweets place that opened last week!

And if we tell Saiki about that new sweets place then he'll definitely want to hang out with us! Maybe we could convince him to walk around a nearby mall while we eat our ice cream, and then we could extend the amount of time we spend with him by shopping with him. Maybe he won't notice if we do it discreetly enough.

His clothes are normally pretty boring, but I've seen him wear some funky stuff now and then. Between that and his hairclips and green glasses, I think he's got a fun sense of fashion, even if it isn't the coolest. Maybe he doesn't show it much because he's afraid of getting dress-coded.

But then again, he's seen me get away with stuff like an eye patch and my bandages, so it's not like he doesn't have proof that he can get away with stuff. Maybe he's just low-key when it comes to expressing himself in general.

I can help with that, at least! I'll take him to Hot Topic and see what he picks, and then I'll buy it for him! He doesn't have to worry about the cost at all. He'd like that, right? And maybe I could buy a pair of whatever he chooses, so we could match! That'd be cool! We'd look like a boy band or a vigilante duo or something!

Nendou would have to shop elsewhere for clothes, though. If he put on a pair of skinny jeans he would rip them instantly, and not in a cool way. The guy's giant. I wouldn't want to accidentally flash my fellow beings of the night and Saiki with our gorilla friend's ass in the middle of Hot Topic.

Maybe we could get him a necklace or something and he'd be happy with that. He doesn't seem like the kind of guy to care about fashion that much.

See the funny thing is im aroace but i also have the memory of a goldfish. So ill just. Forget that people actually do things for love and sex (mostly sex)?? Like youre telling me people give chocolate to one another and its not just seen as being nice? Every time someones like "oh yeah i did that because i had a crush on them" i have two straight minutes of "HUH???" before i remember thats an actual motivation for people, and that romantic gestures do, in fact, exist

how it feels liking and reblogging posts

I’ve been collecting screen shots of Dean with halo imagery for nearly 6 months and I think I finally have enough to post the kind of photo compilation I want. It’s the little things

Rats are friends, not food :3

they aren't food yet. watch your back the-rat-1

Nuh uh, I came here for smutty shit not to learn >:(

I love reading fanfic and getting a little history lesson from it

Masterpost

watching gen z and millennials make fun of gen alpha has been torturous. "But they're actually stupid" 1. theyre middle schoolers 2. isn't that what older gens said about us? don't you remember being 11?

it truly is just "impulse reaction to cringe <- has not yet unlearned shame"

the cycle continues let me out of here

guys. guys I think we should kill cringe culture

ryoko kui after episode 12 dropped