❝random Ranpo Edogawa Headcanons!❞

❝random Ranpo Edogawa headcanons!❞

summary: random Ranpo headcannons :3

pairings: ranpo x reader

a/n: ranpo is so baby girl like, I'd commit fanum tax 4 him!! >_<

• He eats your food without warning. You cannot put food in the fridge without him eating it.

• He's a gremlin when it comes to stealing your food 😭

• You have to buy food almost every day since he eats almost everything in sight.

• He makes alot of jokes and can't take much serious, so talking to him it can be tricky.

• You guys definitely were two people who bumped into each other and then were interested.

• Ranpo has many talents that he keeps underwraps!! (And shares with you ofc 😼) he can play an instrument and cook well

• He likes when you give him piggyback rides!!

• If you were busy doing something, he'd bite you (playfully) to catch you off guard.

• Eating snacks around him is like trying to survive from acid. One time, you were about to eat chips, and he had just fallen asleep. So, you made the better decision- cutting the bag with scissors!... which wasn't a good idea because the bag fell out of your hands and on the floor. You noticed how quickly he shot up to get a snack.

• When you talk to him, be patient 😭 he has a short attention span and will focus on something else. However, he does listen to you but zoning out is fun.

• Your weekends with him are spent on lazy cuddles and kisses, making a meal together and bike riding. You two are truly the golden retriever + black cat couple (which ever way tailors to you :>)

• Ranpo LOVESSS affection. Like, don't walk up to him and hug him and walk away. You WILL stay in that bear hug for atleast 10 minutes, and he'll enjoy every second of it.

• professional lover yapper 💪😀. Like actually. When he's with Dazai, he always tells him about you.

• He has a weird sense of humor tbh 😭 but not everything he'd find funny. So watch out.

• Whenever you go shopping with him you lose him. He always wanders off to the snack aisle and it takes you a whole 20 minutes to find him.

• Whenever he's tired he clings to you like a pillow. Mostly in the morning when you wake up earlier than him.

• He stays up very late either eating or watching TV while eating.

• Sometimes when you get 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 it's like the woohoo in Sims 🥰.

• If he ever upsets you, he'll be right at your side with apology snacks (that he did his best to not eat) and hugs that you can't get out of. He'll cling to you until you feel better or aren't mad at him anymore.

• If you do get mad like really mad he'll back off for half an hour before trying to talk to you.

• When you first started dating you cooked for him so he wouldn't eat out almost every day because he was too lazy to cook for himself.

• He loves your cooking!! >0<

• He would straight up be blunt if he didn't like your cooking but one sad look on your face and he'll eat it.

• When he feels silly he'll follow you around the house trying to annoy you. (he's so pookie right?)

• He loves cuddling in the night but he's always the little spoon whether you like it or not.

a/n: this is so silly :3

Tags

headcanon so silly bungou stray dogs bungo stray dogs ranpo edogawa bsd ranpo ranpo x reader bsd headcanons bungou stray dogs ranpo so sigma silly :3 akira's headcanons ranpo x gn reader

❝Koshi's Partner!❞

Summary: Oneshot with Koshi Sugawara!

Description: The team meets Koshi's partner for the first time!

Pairing: Koshi Sugawara x GN Reader!

"WHAT?!"

The volleyball team except Daichi, Asahi and Kiyoko exclaimed in shock. You and Koshi just looked at them confused. The reason they exclaimed was because when you visited practice to wait for Koshi to walk you home he gave you a kiss on the forehead. It wasn't a secret that the both of you were dating.

"What?" Koshi asked looking at them confused. They blink before looking between the two of you. "You have a partner?!" Nishinoya asked shocked. They weren't expecting Koshi to have a partner! "Well.. yeah? You've seen them before no?" Koshi asked confused. "Well yeah but we didn't know! Why didn't you tell us man!" Tanaka said in a shocked yet betrayed tone of voice.

Koshi just chuckled and wrapped his arm around your shoulder. "Well to formally introduce you to my partner, this is Y/n L/n. They were in my middle school and we started dating our second year." Koshi explained with a smile on his face. You smile with him a bit awkwardly. Daichi, Ashai and Kiyoko chuckle in amusement. The rest of the team, maybe not Tsukishima, looked surprised.

Since it was the end of practice Koshi grabbed his bag so he could walk you home. "We'll see you tomorrow at practice guys." Koshi said as he waved goodbye holding your hand. You both left as the team started to ask Daichi about you and Koshi. He avoided the questions and went home with Asahi.

"Sorry about that dear. They can be a little.. hectic at times." Koshi apologized smiling gently at you. You smiled. "It's nothing. Just wasn't expecting that whole reaction." You replied with a chuckle. He chuckles with you. The whole reaction was amusing but it wasn't hard to believe that Koshi had a partner. He's almost what every person wants in a boyfriend.

Once you reached your house he gave you a kiss on the lips and then on your forehead. "I'll see you tomorrow dear. I'll text you when I get home." He said with a smile. "Alright. Be safe okay?" You replied with a smile of your own. "You know I always am." He watched you enter your house before leaving and heading home.

(Bonus: When he texts you!)

K: I'm home dear.

Y: YAYAYAYAYAYA

Y: call me right neow before I go crazy.

K: It hasn't even been 20 minutes before I left?

Y: I get withdrawls.

K: So close! It's called an addiction. Hope this helps!

Y: Call me before I beat you tomorrow.

K: Woah lets not go that far buddy.

a/n: I think I'm funny. ‼

Tags

<3 x reader haikyuu funny oneshot sigma sugawara kōshi erm… hq x reader sugawara x reader hq fluff koshi sugawara silly :3 akira's oneshots Alpha ig

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1-800reki

2 months ago

hahahhahahhah

the voices are telling me to make a kuni fic..

a wanderer fic if you will...

and.. A regular one gulps with obly slight texts

breathes heavily

i dont want to make more series

i dont like working a lot

but the voices inside me want to make more

Tags

genshin impact THE VOICES🗣 kunikuzushi gulps I really want to silly :3 akira's yaps but maybe after saiki is done and after my masterlist is a little done i say while already having a few accs and texts ready for kuni

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1-800reki

9 months ago

Hi pookie

i feel like this pic is a threat

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1-800reki

7 months ago

TYY FOR THW TAG :33

no pressure >_< @sugurumybeloved @mydark-impulse @silly-suicidal-idiot + anyone who wanta to join :3

tag game! shuffle your liked songs playlist, and then post the first six! thank you lovely irma @theold-ultraviolence for the tag hehe <3

no pressure tagging @teddybeartoji @nasa-parker @flowerpotmage @orchidsangel and anyone else!!

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1-800reki

6 months ago

need a partner to match kokichi and shuichi with me romantically :// sighs.

me when no shuichi to match with me: :// :((

me when shuichi to match with me: :33 >0<

Need A Partner To Match Kokichi And Shuichi With Me Romantically :// Sighs.

Tags

shuichi saihara kokichi ouma akira's yaps Someone match with me romantically need a shuichi to my kokichi

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1-800reki

7 months ago

I WAS REWATCHING BLUELOCK FOR SEASON TWO AND ISAGI HAD ME TWEAKING :// I just want bachira back man stop your yapping

Tags

<3 blue lock bllk bachira bachira meguru Isagi meguru bachira blue lock bachira rewatching akira's yaps

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1-800reki

4 months ago

IT'S UPDATING TMW AT 7 FOR ME IM GONNA GO CRAZY YAYAYYAYAYAYA I'M SO EXCITED

bro. If Chohan doesn't hop off im gonna go insane

leave them alone lil bro.

LITTLE CRUSH TOO I FORGOT TO MENTION BUT HE WAS SO CUTIE 💔💔

someone get into it so i can yap about it pls

guys... Any cherry crush fans 💔

I just started it like... A few weeks ago and im on season three episode 79 now

My sillies 💔

Guys... Hear me out on mashiro ‼️

I love cherry crush guys its so silly

IM GONNA CRASH IF CRUSH HAS TO LEAVE AGAIN 😠😠😠

💔💔

MY SHAYLA 💔💔

Tags

hear me out cherry crush mashiro i love this webtoon!!! cherry crush webtoon akira's yaps i love cherry crush if you fw cherry crush hmu NOT THE NAKED GIRLS PLS

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1-800reki

4 months ago

I LOBE YOU TOO <33

not tag game BUT im gnna tag @niko-the-clown @jeffbuckleymylove anf @mydark-impulse i lobe you all ≥∇≤