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@thine-local-simpeth-again why is he so stunning

The fact that he’s not in my bed right now is a crime.

happy born day to me ig :/

- 𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘺𝘢

You can only reblog this today.

y’all. i have a bakugou x mc fic that’s been sitting in the vault for literal YEARS. its really one of my favorites which is so crazy because i just started liking him for real last year. i’m gonna have to draft something up because it is truly an injustice.

— 𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘺𝘢

like to charge reblog to cast

choosing to not finish jujutsu kaisen bc satoru gojo can’t stay dead DENILE IS A RIVER IN EGYPT

this mf is supposed to be immortal wdym.

AND DO NOT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON CHOSO FUCKING KAMO.

channeling my inner maddie bc im literally gonna get violent.

in conclusion, fuck you gege.

— 𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘺𝘢

"my child is completely fine"

Your child is busy obsessing over the older Chilean actor, who is famous for playing grumpy characters, only soft for his children. Your child doesn't know whether they need him as father or partner, just his existence comforts them.

every once in a while i think to myself, ‘having a baby wouldn’t be so bad,’ and then i think abt the fact that

one, i would need to bone a man to get pregnant with said baby (vomiting at the thought of it)

and two, black women are much more likely to die during childbirth than anyone else (tbh not how i’d like to go out)

maybe i’ll adopt later in life. anyways thank you for coming to my tedtalk

— 𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘺𝘢

Imagine we flirt & then we last forever.

it’s so stressful 😔

time to daydream about a 56 year old grumpy mass murdering man, sigh… 😓🤌