Great. I Was Hoping My Childhood Would Follow Me Forever And Attach Itself To My Psyche And Spread Like

OH GOODY. THE BIRD IS HERE.

i’m free on thursday if you wanna start a toxic codependent thing

DAILY AFFIRMATIONS

YOUR FRIENDS ARE NOT PLOTTING AGAINST YOU

THE GOVERNMENT IS NOT WATCHING YOU

NOBODY IS GOING TO KILL YOU

THE BIRD IS NOT REAL

NOBODY IS GOING TO KILL YOU

NOBODY IS GOING TO KILL YOU

pride month is coming up soon. whatever you do please do not forget about trans women.

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WAKE UP WAKE UP DO TODAY TODAY ROCKS GET UP GET UP!!! POSTAL DUDE WOULD NOT STAND BY TO WATCH YOU BE TOO ANXIOUS TO SHOWER NO SIR. YOU BETTER GET UP AND SHOWER. POSTAL DUDE IS WAITING WITH A TOWEL AND COFFEE SO GET UPPPP!!!!!

If your life is horrible and you need a new source of meaning and direction.... Do NOT find religion. Learn to identify plants.

If I start my sentence with "Girl" I mean it in a gay way like I'm about to bitch to you about my coworkers who I hate and who I am nothing but nice to. If I start my sentence with "Maaan" I mean it in a tired teen boy way. Like Shaggy learning that he's eaten the last of his vile sandwiches

NO.. SIGH.. THEY AREN'T READY..

no way ppl are using ai to write ao3. what happened to being a tortured writer. what happened to blood on the page. what happened to the ao3 curse. people used to get run over, have their houses burned down, break their entire spines and they still put in the work to finish a chapter. fuck you, using ai. y’all are weak