1-2706-9001 - NEVER FORGET WHAT THEY TOOK FROM YOU

I believe in gentle parenting. Unfortunately many people refuse to parent their child at all under the guise of gentle parenting. Sometimes you’ve got to look your fourth grader in the eye and say “Little dude, that was an asshole move.”

THE REAL LIFE POSTAL DUDE IS FIGHTING THE FLU GERMS IN MY BODY!!!!

WAKE UP WAKE UP DO TODAY TODAY ROCKS GET UP GET UP!!! POSTAL DUDE WOULD NOT STAND BY TO WATCH YOU BE TOO ANXIOUS TO SHOWER NO SIR. YOU BETTER GET UP AND SHOWER. POSTAL DUDE IS WAITING WITH A TOWEL AND COFFEE SO GET UPPPP!!!!!

he doesn’t even moan like a girl. leave him

I'M GONNA ROMANTICIZE THIS AGAIN AND HANDLE IT NEXT WEEK

jupiter.

BURIED IN MY ASKS. HELLO. MY WIFE JUPITER. IS SHE HERE

Not to be incredibly vulgar and nasty or anything, but I’d like to close my eyes and rest my head in somebody’s lap while they run their fingers through my hair

thank you people who are nice to

me and not mean

i like that