On Friendship.

Gene Roddenberry said he had "great assets". Everything slutty Kirk does is confirmed to be fanservice lawl

why do captain kirk’s clothes always tear when he fights people? in the episode Court Martial s1e21 of The Original Series he’s literally fighting a guy in the same outfit and only his clothes tear??? why is he wearing tear away clothing like a stripper?????

yoy all just hate me because I'm cold and distant and don't put effort into any relationships and off putting and frustrating to try to help or make plans with and I don't text and I don't call and I don't like doing much and I constantly make excuses for it all

he doesn’t even moan like a girl. leave him

I HATE MENSTRUATION

some of y’all cherish loneliness and being alone and privacy a lil too much...let ppl in..have some fun connecting with others. you find who u are in ur interactions with other people

i get into a horrific car accident while carrying a crock pot full of meatballs in the passenger seat. at the hospital, the surgeons cannot sort out which chunks of meat are me and which are not, so I end up with several meatballs sewn into my guts. despite this I make a full recovery, and they elect not to remove the meatballs because quote 'they seem comfy in there.' i go on the talk show circuit and become moderately famous as The Meatballs Woman. when i die i am buried under a gravestone with meatballs carved on it. in the year 2438, a grad student from what is now Cambodia who is studying the late pre-collapse American Empire writes her thesis on this, concluding that I probably never existed and was a conflation of several real stories and urban legends. years later, a pop-history book wildly misinterprets this and several other things, arguing for the existence of a historic American religious pantheon including figures like The Meatballs Woman, Florida Man, Emperor Norton, etc. this book sells bizarrely well and inspires a new neo-pagan movement, which in turn leads to a weird shipping community, resulting in a small but vibrant scene of ABO fics featuring me and MrBeast (who in this context has been interpreted as a god of excess and trickery)

this chilling scenario is only one of the multiple reasons I am going to attempt to not crash my car today

PEOPLE ARE NOMADIC NATURALLY AND THIS IS NOT LIMITED TO PHYSICALITY - IT ALSO APPLIES TO OUR MINDS. THIS DOES NOT MEAN WE SHOULD NOT FIND COMFORT IN PLACE, BECAUSE WITHOUT THAT WE WOULD NEVER FIND COMFORT AT ALL.

WE HAVE TO BALANCE OURSELVES. REST AND RELAX, RETURN HOME - BUT NEVER BECOME STAGNANT AND NEVER STOP EXPLORING.

AS A SOCIETY WE ARE MUCH TOO WILLING TO SETTLE FOR THE WORST INSTEAD OF STRIVING TO BE OUR BEST BECAUSE IT IS EASIER AND MORE COMFORTABLE.

LIFE IS ABOUT EXPERIENCES AND LEARNING. WE SIMPLY CANNOT ACHIEVE THAT BY STAYING IN PLACE.