1-2706-9001 - NEVER FORGET WHAT THEY TOOK FROM YOU

I'm going to get more lashes today.

unfortunate news being aroace does not give you immunity against yearning . sorry. i know . i was disappointed to learn it too

i walk a fine line between “i’m asexual and i hate how much the world revolves around sex” and “sex is way too stigmatized and people should be able to be more open about it if they want to”

inside me there are two lungs. and one liver. one stomach. a few meters of intestine. there's a lot inside me actually

NO.. SIGH.. THEY AREN'T READY..

ending my hiatus with a fight club shitpost

If I start my sentence with "Girl" I mean it in a gay way like I'm about to bitch to you about my coworkers who I hate and who I am nothing but nice to. If I start my sentence with "Maaan" I mean it in a tired teen boy way. Like Shaggy learning that he's eaten the last of his vile sandwiches

just heard a coworker say "I know this thing wouldn't even work for Jesus" about her printer