What's Boobies. Heheh I'm A Visual Learner By The Way *someone Shows Me Their Boobs* Jesus Christ What

seeing someone use she/her on canon male character is like seeing the sun shine thru the clouds btw

“He viewed his own mentality as grotesque but useful, like a chair made of antlers.”

— Thomas Harris, Red Dragon (via bluebeardsbride)

this grave keeper edible aint shit

anxious when i'm late cause it makes me look sloppy and anxious when I'm on time because it makes me look overeager. do you get me

best thing i ever accepted about people is that most people are just kind of gross like, physically

Gene Roddenberry said he had "great assets". Everything slutty Kirk does is confirmed to be fanservice lawl

why do captain kirk’s clothes always tear when he fights people? in the episode Court Martial s1e21 of The Original Series he’s literally fighting a guy in the same outfit and only his clothes tear??? why is he wearing tear away clothing like a stripper?????

honestly i know we're all imagining will's and hannibal's texts to be super spicy and horny but in actuality it would literally be this

UNEMPLOYMENT FINAL BOSS

I WANT HER SO BAD