I Think I'm Having Some Urges To... Kill One Of My Teammates.

I cannot stand the ants living into my bedroom and having me to clean my entire room fulfilled with the strong scent of flammable Isopropyl ethanol on my walls and a dark tinge of wet water across the carpet, and then I'm getting complained by my teammates about the strong smell that's seeping into theirs even if they close their doors or windows tightly. Now it's making me want to burn the entire place down just for the ants to get out of my bedroom, and having a next door roommate/s is a bad idea for a reason.

(ᵂᵉ ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵇᵘᵍ ˢᵖʳᵃʸ ᵃⁿᵈ ᴵ ᵈᵉˢᵖᶦˢᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ᵃⁿᵗˢ ᵃ ˡᵒᵗ)

Hola.

My name is RED Hacker. Last week, I won 1000 dollars in the lottery. I was so happy. But then, four guys from my job came to me and said I should use my 1000 dollars to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. They promised that I would double my money in one afternoon. But the U.S. government arrested us, along with all the other Peruvian flute bands, and took us to an internment camp all the way up in the Colorado Rockies. We begged to be let go, but instead, the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so, that is why I am now in Peru. If I die, let it be known it is because of four gringos from work who I don't even like lied to me and took my lottery winnings.

-💻

That's a shame for you and your lottery winnings, I hope you actually die.

dO you like bananas?

.. Was? Well, I've never had any fruits for me to feast for. So im not sure, aber my literal answer is: no.

Herr Wilhelm, get down from there.

Okay, now I've got some names from my friend's help. Let's see if it can fit for your o.W.n oc.. (they're all german names by the way)

1. Wilhelm

2. Kaspar

3. Reinhard

4. Hildegard

5. Dietrich

6. Kordula

7. Gisela

8. Lorelei

9. Ilse

10. Helmuth

You can pick one of the names you like, if you don't like any of them. I can change it to a different name that may fit the oc well.. And also, I don't know your oc's gender so my bad..

From: restless german anon

Here he is~

Meet Wilhelm!

His teeth... idk why. But I like it how people draw villains' teeth.

Backstory:

But he was a Medic in a team. But something during a battle at the Nucleus VSH Map something blew up, and the roof collapsed. The Wilhelm's and the enemies team managed to escape, but he unfortunately didn't, and his teammates all thought he was gone. And he was stuck there for a really long time, which the toxic air caused him to go insane and made him have an imaginary "friend". He is also able to have extra boosts. Like he can run faster, climb on walls and hills like an animal, and also bend his body very easily.

Until...

He was found by certain Medic...

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weezer

Junge, stop bitte. I'm trying to do my job with my team, please stop stalking me, I can see you at the corner.

Are you the thing who dropped drum sticks into my office?

I think my sleep schedule is messed up, why did I sleep 2-3 hours at midnight and woke up at 4 a.m early

After moving to a different location from the gas leakage, what the hell is this all about.

Err.. Well, how about this. Target that RED medic and send them a pile of duct tapes, and I'll eat one drumstick or two. Deal? Only just for you to stop crying, I'm not used to people crying.

I think my sleep schedule is messed up, why did I sleep 2-3 hours at midnight and woke up at 4 a.m early

I think my sleep schedule is messed up, why did I sleep 2-3 hours at midnight and woke up at 4 a.m early

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Was..?