You Deserved It.

Well, uh. About the butter, don't blame me when I tell you this. But pyro's cats stole the butter when I was about to send it to your location.

Do u have a stick of butter

Was? Well. Maybe you can ask pyro? I don't think i have anything to do with a stick of butter if i have one. Was do you wanna do with it though?

Sigma skibidi alpha rizz twin 🙏🏽🙏🏽

(- @mikupizzetto )

Why are you here.

Hm, I see. I guess he deserves that, though. Hope you wouldn't mind telling me, who's that little friend of yours you have?

Wilhelm: Boss....

My apologies if i haven't been talking for a while, you know. Stress got the better of me for a reason, aber anyway. Was do you want?

I'm sending spy out to get you out of our territory.

Where the hell are cats even coming from?? We suddenly have a swarm of cats in the backyard from outside of my office??

Just take them all and go, im sending you back.

Meow

Get back into your cage.

What do you even want from me, pest

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Go away, bitte. I don't know what you want from me

Who are you? I've never seen you before

Another individual, surprising there's still people that hasn't heard about me. That's good, anyways, im medic from Our World Now.

Yes you do

Did you just curse me with artblock.

(I tried drawing you but then like. Something happened and now I am like physically unabled to draw or even look at my own art without dying on the inside)

Ja, you will never know how many I've cursed people with artblocks.

Last warning, or im gonna lock you into a cage like that pest.

are you my friend

Good question.. But:

Nein.

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My current employment is a 4/10, not enjoying much enough for my team's sake of their idiocy.. Well, except pyro. They're' fine, (ⁿᵒᵗ ᵐᵉⁿᵗᶦᵒⁿᶦⁿᵍ ᵗʰᵉ ᵒᵗʰᵉʳ ⁿᵉʷ ᵐᵉᵐᵇᵉʳ ʰᵉʳᵉ) though we seem to be extremely busy with things on our hands in any way. Entshuldigung if I haven't been responding in a couple of days.