Very Typical.

Very typical.

Hola.

My name is RED Hacker. Last week, I won 1000 dollars in the lottery. I was so happy. But then, four guys from my job came to me and said I should use my 1000 dollars to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. They promised that I would double my money in one afternoon. But the U.S. government arrested us, along with all the other Peruvian flute bands, and took us to an internment camp all the way up in the Colorado Rockies. We begged to be let go, but instead, the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so, that is why I am now in Peru. If I die, let it be known it is because of four gringos from work who I don't even like lied to me and took my lottery winnings.

-💻

That's a shame for you and your lottery winnings, I hope you actually die.

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4 months ago

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Go away, bitte. I don't know what you want from me


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4 months ago

What

Hi medic I just wanted to yap that I low-key think of you as my Kai cenat but I don't wanna make you feel hawk tuah yknow I've just been so beta for almost all my fanum tax, so I was wondering, Maybe you'd rizz to skibidi me? It's just like my own kai cenat isn't in the skibidi-verse often, and I feel so beta all the time... So maybe you'd like to fill that hole in my gyatt???

(- @mikupizzetto )

... Nein..


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4 months ago

Leave.

Please Tellme Why His Dogs Are Out

please tellme why his dogs are out

Junge, what even is this. And what dogs? I need an explanation from your ridicule.

4 months ago

Sssoooo....

Hey buddyyyyy...

Am I on your good side?

Ja, unless if you don't bother me often. Your good


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3 months ago

As I said before, I'm not sure. Maybe someone would know what it's all about

Your Medic is such a partypooper tbh.

Why? :[ I know he might be a pretty strict and a bit of a rude guy!! :0 but he's kind though!! :] he said he knows what he's doing so I think all I have to say is, not to interfere him or something because that's usually why he dislikes some of you Mr!! :( and I'm sorry for Mr. Medic's behavior!! >n< that's just how he interacts with people online the first time!! :O

4 months ago

Nein, I want you to suffer more.

Banging my head agaisnt the wall pinterest stop showing me Medic with his tits out I O.W.N Medic PLEASE.

Banging My Head Agaisnt The Wall Pinterest Stop Showing Me Medic With His Tits Out I O.W.N Medic PLEASE.
4 months ago

Im sorry pyro, but they were being stubborn first. Im just trying to politely tell them to go home but they don't want to, es tut mir leid.

Meow

Get back into your cage.


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4 months ago

You know what im talking about.

are you my friend

Good question.. But:

Nein.


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4 months ago
Have You Seen These Five Guys

Have you seen these five guys

(They blew up my house/silly)

Es tut mir leid.. aber, I don't think I know nor seen these guys on what your showing me. Und are you okay? How und why did they blew up your house for.. Junge..?


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5 months ago

.. In Ordnung.

Hello, it's me. I just wanna have a quick question to you just once, but. Has your face healed after your friend hit you with a shovel? If so, be careful around next time. Even if your doing this a favor, you may or may not answer this response but I'm just making sure your doing alright, big Mann.

My face is fine. Soldier hit hard but I am tough and strong. And, doktor give me ice pack to hold to nose while he do my exam.

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