I Rewatch “college Dropout” Whenever I’m Feeling Particularly Overwhelmed™️ About What I’m

shoutout to crowley for surviving a 6000 year situationship, you’re a stronger man than me

happy serious breach of the laws of biology to dan and phil & all who celebrate.

you don’t have a girlfriend then🙋❓💁🏼‍♀️ no ❌ not really my area 🗺️🚫 oh right 👀🤨 do you have a boyfriend 🏳️‍🌈👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏳️‍🌈👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏳️‍🌈👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓ which is fine by the way ✅✅✅🙂‍↕️✅🌈❤️ i know it’s fine 🤨😶🫢🫥 🫠👀😶🧍🧍so you’ve got a boyfriend then ✅👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 no ❌🙅 right ➡️ okay 👌🏻 you’re unattached 🫵🏻❌💍 like me 🥰😅👀🫥 good 🙂‍↕️👌🏻

Looking more like a checklist these days. I want off this ride. 😭

THIS WAS SO CUTE

i wrote another 2009 fic

girl i think i have a disease anyway. dnp first kiss. go read :)

Dan and Phil moments that I haven’t moved on from (in no particular order):

They need to be “in sync” with their meals

Their most played karaoke song is Lovegame by Lady Gaga

Orange heart tweet/YouTube community post 🧡

Phil dyed everything green when Dan went on tour

Phil’s WAD hat has magical migraine-stopping powers

“That’s a trick question, your eyes are blue, green, and yellow 🙄”

Whatever the fuck The Urge was

*holds up “power bottom” card* “Phil, this one goes out to you”

Spooky Week 2023 hand holds

Dan absolutely losing it whenever Phil wears Dan’s clothes

Phil absolutely losing it when Dan is Sister Daniel

“Cheers, dear”

got a cappuccino at a café this morning, but every time i order one i am reminded of the phanecdote about dan repeating an american saying “cappuccino” and now i cannot order one without hearing it in his american accent

watching dan and phil in 2023, having come out as a lesbian; i was “straight” when i started watching their videos as a pre-teen and i don’t think younger me could’ve ever predicted ANYTHING and would have probably died to know that none of us were hetero. thanks @danielhowell and @amazingphil for being funny and gay when we needed it 🫡

god I'm so fucking furious at the removal of Te Reo Māori names from organisations around Aotearoa. it's a complete non-issue, every organisation has the English name directly underneath the Māori name. I have never once as an English speaker been unable to understand what an organisation is for. Winston Peters, the Deputy Prime Minister, who is literally Māori himself, said “Te Papa is a historic name but tell me this waka kotahi, how many boats have you seen going down the road?”. Waka does not just mean canoe. it means vessel, and waka kotahi (the transport agency of Aotearoa) explains this VERY SIMPLY on their official website. waka kotahi means to travel together as one. Can you see how fucking upsetting this is. A Māori person in power who is in agreement about banning his own language, being so cocky about something that he does not even understand due to the suppression of the language of his people. It makes me sick. I've seen reports from Māori people all over Aotearoa speaking out about how upset and furious they are, how decades of progress have been undone in the fight to restore the rights of their people who have for so long been oppressed and have suffered the effects of colonisation. Please share this if you can, I hate knowing how few people will hear about this, I know there is so much injustice in the world right now and it is so exhausting, I know. I love you all, keep it up.

https://waateanews.com/2023/11/27/te-reo-public-service/

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drunk crowley 💅