This Is Nana! He's A Lil Cowboy That Thrists For The Blood Of The Innocent

parallel play (liking and reblogging your mutual's posts but not talking to them)

Oh Lord

I have the cutest parents ever!

last fictional character in ur camera roll just adopted u

(Yes I did do this only because I want him to adopt me. Fuck off)

tags: @cryptidwithaninternetconnection @reggie-the-inferi @gingerbreadeel24 @pickupstyx

and whoever the fuck sees this

boytoy twink malewife

You know it!!!

the gang but we're all traumatized as fuck-

The gang

"Elderly the unstoppable" I sound like a badass old lesbian-

Made by me

Are you hungry? You look to be a bit hungry! Do Do Dododo, lots of people get hungry!

Brother what?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY VARIAN!

Sorry that there isn't any art- but I promise it's a coming!

Why are you gay?

Idk man I'm just built like that.

exactly me

Me: You know how when you were a kid and you’d wish that you’d get sick or injured in a way that would justify why you didn’t live up to your potential?

Everybody, apparently: No?