FINALLY SOME GOOD FUCKING NEWS
little brothers is the same
I have become the author that only updates every few months then disappears into the void again... I’m so sorry
Glitch was supposed to be a throwaway character but now I’m Attached™️ and in the process of making him a whole squad.
Empire-controlled Kamino is a lot stricter than in the Jedi days, no hair cuts, no tattoos, so when he’s busted out he absolutely goes wild. At one point Waxer has to intervene because he’s fried his hair from bleaching and re-dying it too many times (as a medic he should know better but...), so he settles on shaving different patterns into the side.
The Star Wars fandom straight up writes some of the best gen fic I’ve ever read. The world building and characterization is just *chef’s kiss*.
Purge Trooper Cody finally finds Obi-wan on Tatooine and is about to Take the Shot til he sees obi chug caf straight from the caf maker and not go to bed for the following 25 hours and cody jusr motherhens himself out of the chips control with sheer willpower to get that dumbass to Sleep
this is so funny, like
purge trooper cody has a simple mission on tatooine and randomly sees obi-wan buying a plum or something at the market and goes full !!! gotta follow him
so he follows him to his hut and observes him for a while just to see obi-wan never ever going near is bed, eating junk and swallowing liters of coffee in a span of minutes and listen, cody could have killed him right there and then but he still has a minimum of honor so he can't just shoot a dehydrated idiot man who's in absolutely no condition to fight, so naturally he has to enter the hut and passive-aggressively cook that man a soup
obi-wan has no idea what's going on but he's vibing
Headcanon that when the clone troopers were made into stormtroopers after Order 66, they purposefully missed their shots because it was the most they could do to fight against the influence of the chips, which is what gave stormtroopers the reputation of being bad shots.
any clone in the 501st can’t lie… all they know is 79’s, clean they weapon, twerk, be bisexual, eat live bug, and die
by far the stupidest idea 4 a comic ive ever had and that's saying a LOT coming from me <3