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Cody in the S2 trailer of Bad Batch has brought me kicking and screaming back to Star Wars. I am fully aware that my heart will be ripped out and stomped on but NEED to know what happens to my son.

RIP Rex and his posse.

TALES OF THE JEDI | ON DISNEY+ OCTOBER 26TH, 2022 #TALES OF THE JEDI OFFICIAL TRAILER??? #I WAS NOT PREPARED #OH MY GOD YADDLE VS DOOKU PLEASE LET HER AT LEAST FUCK HIM UP #MACE AND DOOKU FRIENDSHIP THAT I HAVE BEEN WANTING FOR YEARS #QUI-GON AND DOOKU ANGST #ANAKIN AND AHSOKA SCENES HE’S TRAINING HER TO FIGHT AGAINST THE CLONES #OBI-WAN BRIEF APPEARANCES I’LL TAKE WHAT I CAN GET #SCREAMING CRYING SHAKING THROWING UP ETC

Anakin is so sweet wtf he genuinely wanted to make Wrecker happy by letting him set off the detonator, such a tiny thing but he was on his own part of the mission, saw something and thought “Wrecker would like this I’m gonna get it for him” wtf and he JUST met him. He really does care so much about people and have such a big heart, I’m gonna miss my nice boy when he goes dark side in a few weeks 🥺

She’s hot to the touch! By Bianca Milanez

Rip Fives

Mandalorian version of Cinderella where the Cinderella figure is a little foundling who was taken in by a noble clan but only for appearances, they're actually mean to them and don't bother training and outfitting them the way they absolutely morally should, but they're plucky and persistent and learn everything they can by observing and practising alone, and then one day there's an announcement of a grand fighting tournament in honour of the new Mandalore, and everyone's very excited and sprucing up their armour for the occasion and the foundling asks if maybe they could go and they get cruelly laughed at and told that of course they can't go, they have no family and therefore they have no armour

so the foundling is left behind while they all go off to have fun

but THEN the Fairy Armourer appears and says "You SHALL go to the tournament!"

and like

picks up a bucket and it magically becomes a beskar helmet

completely outfits them with transformed household objects and sends them on their way with the standard time limit warning, in this case until sunset

they go to the tournament and it is wonderful and they WIN FIGHTS and catch the Mandalore's eye and get invited up to spar with them!

and it's a Very Romantic Fight but just as they've got the Mandalore pinned down they realise the golden light of sunset is shining off their beskar and they have to scram

so they're running off and they trip and lose a shoe and just keep going and that's all the Mandalore finds

and fortunately the Mandalore was a bounty hunter before ascending the throne so they quickly hunt down the mysterious and beautiful stranger without having to ask a lot of randoms to try on a shoe, and they live happily ever after!

truly one of the funniest moments in all of star wars is when anakin tells obi wan that he underestimates his power, then immediately proceeds to lose all three of his remaining limbs at once

lesbians who are fans of any male character on here are SO brave. trawling through miles of untagged x reader fanfiction just for one gifset of their special little guy. it's like going to war