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Alright. I have one question, if Twisted Suitor were to encounter a twisted of the holiday toons, how bad would the imminent mental breakdown be? Because then in Twisted Suitor's worldview, that means they're thieves. But he also grew attached to some of 'thieves'.

It'd be a mental breakdown fueled by pure anger from being "lied to". And we've seen what happens when Twisted Suitor gets angry....

CHILDREN

@diggitydoggo

SS TIMELINE

DOING THIS AGAIN!

NOW WITH 3 OPTIONS!

@diggitydoggo

@mrs-nightshade

Hoping to fix the stalemate from the last poll. I can't find the flame thing but-

REBLOGS GREATLY APPRECIATED

@diggitydoggo pretty sure you should see this and stuff.

@mrs-nightshade I also feel like you should at least know it exists this since you're the main tracker of how many children Suitor has.

Edit: Wow, fifty fifty. Well shit how is this gonna help how indecisive I am now?

@fizzyboy

Yeah what I've been doing recently lol

Cerami Trivia + Poly Trivia!

@diggitydoggo

I don't have a doodle for today, but I do have a shit ton of random facts that nobody asked to spill!

Cerami Trivia

-They are chaotic and hyper, but they try to at least tone it down for others so they don't get strangled by everyone in range (Or so Twisted Glisten doesn't get a brain aneurysm lol)

-Despite popular belief of them being a rat, and rats eat cheese, they're lactose intolerant. This does not stop them from trying to eat something that has dairy in it.

-The morbid facts are purely situational, they don't tell anyone facts unless they are reminded of a 'neat fact' via events, or unless they asked. These facts are mostly correlating to the interests and hobbies of the toon Cerami is currently talking to

-They also have morbid theories that mostly make sense. They have already traumatized a good third of Gardenview due to the two pieces trivia above

-Cerami is a proud parent of 12 guinea pigs, 9 rabbits, 5 chinchillas, and 2 gerbils, making them a pet parent of 28. They keep them all in their hammerspace eye

Poly Trivia

-Cerami is the most affectionate out of the three

-Twisted Glisten once found Cerami squatting over the kitchen counter, eating an entire bag of expired pepperoni at 3am during a snack run with Twisted Suitor. Safe to say Cerami is not allowed into the kitchen without supervision

-Twisted Suitor is surprisingly very comfortable to lay on, despite literally being made of metal. Cerami and Twisted Glisten take advantage of this.

-Cerami has something called 'Pet Therapy' where all 28 of their rodent pets dogpile the other two partners. Twisted Suitor is the victim of most of these suffocating cuddle piles

-Twisted Glisten, if it wasn't obvious, is the caretaker and babysitter for these two, and is starting to get a coffee addiction due to how unhinged these two can be together.

Lmao

May I get a doodle of Cerami and Twisted Suitor plz? (Yet again, u don't have to do this, but I low-key wanna see if they're the same height lol)

Ah yes Twisted Glisten and his two feral creatures!

He's having so much fun!

Incoming really long character explanation coming your way!

@diggitydoggo

Alright! (Potential) Redesign and character lore! Sweet! I'll try to shorten this as much as I can while being as informative as possible!

Time for the most noticeable changes I made to their design. First of all, I gave them a straitjacket. Honestly, their original design was just a little too simple for me, but I'm always willing to go back to said design. They aren't really that dangerous, but if you know what hammerspace is, they can literally place or yank anything out of their eye, with some limitations. They can't place anything too big or wide, or else it just sticks out of their eye. This did not stop them from making a mad dash to Twisted Suitor's cell, lance jammed in eye, trying to return it to him. They does eventually free their hands from the straitjacket, so yay for them!

I also made him a rat. I made him a rat to spice up his design and give him a tail. Eventually, I just decided to make him a rat for the symbolism and representation of his eerie and morbid attitude and how it ties in with Suitor. (I'm big on symbolism, lol) Rats are the primary source and spreader of the Black Plague, which killed about 30% to 60% percent of the population of the 14th century. This is in no way related to their relationship in general, I just liked the whole thing.

Cerami suffers from dissociative amnesia, meaning they can't remember much about specific parts about their past, but can get aggressive and unpredictable if reminded of said past. They hang out (and will probably be shipped with the most) with Twisted Glisten and Twisted Suitor the most, since technically they ended up in Gardenview by following them. Out of the three, I would say in terms of danger, Cerami is dead in the middle of them, and is mostly docile unless you happened to be misfortune enough to be around them when they go under distress, which is only amplified due to a case of bipolar disorder. They're unpredictable, so yeah. You never know.

And yes, Cerami does not like Scraps due to being half rat creature thing.

Before I post a whole giant character explanation about Cerami, I wanna know. How does Suitor react to this encyclopedia of morbid facts with way too much energy to burn joining the Hero's Council?

(You don't have to do this, just wondering how you would picture their dynamic)

He’d be very concerned by their ramblings but he’d still listen and gladly accept the new member!

@fizzyboy

In all honesty and due respect. Milady does not give two shits. She's got way too much shit on her plate right now. She's essentially just done with existence right now. She almost died a multitude of times, one for getting Carnage Shrimpo to calm down, one for almost getting shot by Rodger, and the last because she almost entered the mourning state because Boxton's twisted. If Cuburt wants for her to give a flying fuck right now, then he best get in line, she does not have the time, patience, or correct mental state for this.

While I'm focusing on the Shrimpo thing, may I request your OCs reacting to Cuburts other form and/or realizing it's the same guy?

Mostly just to fill the gap, since I'll be focusing on doodling for the discussion.

IT'S TIIIIIIIIME

@starlightwoofwoof

I gift you, Hydra, the hero version of Alga!

You're telling me that hey, your form stays the same when using the elements of the Dragon Miraculous? NOT ANYMORE! HE AT LEAST GETS A DIFFERENT HAIRSTYLE EVERYTIME HE USES THE ELEMENTS

When Cerami first received their egg, they immediately assumed that it was going to get cooked. This assumption was only increased when the Council meeting was called, and everyone had eggs. Everyone, understandably looked at them like they were nuts. Mind you, they were neither toon nor twisted, and just completely blanked out when Rodger was explaining about how he got Toodles, just absently doodling.

Eventually, after Rodger explained what was happening, Cerami had a completely calm, and normal reaction.

Can you blame them? They didn't even realize they could have biological kids

Surprise arrivals!

(A dandy's world OC fanfic (not my OC))

Au and OC creator; @diggitydoggo

(Suitor x Multiple)

They didn't know this would happen, they didn't have a clue... All they were doing was playing around...

They'd all been bored one day, hanging out together. Rodger had mentioned how long ago he'd asked Delilah for someone to take care of, he'd drawn up a sketch and, deciding the company would be good for him, Delilah had made Toodles and given her to him once she was physically stable.

They all started making sketches, nothing more than silly doodles of what their kids would look like, most of them being little ghosts (to Gavin's faux dismay) all of them were carefully planned out, colored, even named... They all put the sketches in a couple neat piles, sorted into sketches and "final" designs.

The next day they were gone, which was odd, but maybe Tisha just tossed them while she was doing a sleep deprived cleaning...

Everything was normal for a few weeks, and then one day, each Council member had a small basket in front of their room with a single egg in it... Except for Shelly, her basket had two.

Each egg was carefully wrapped in a soft blanket matching its color and each one had a small card with a single word on it; a NAME, the names they'd carefully written on each of their drawings...

They'd all quickly gathered in their usual meeting spot, Rudie looking over both his and Glisten's Egg while the mirror rushed to get their lover, he'd definitely want to see this. And after a few minutes that felt like forever Glisten quickly rushed into the room, closely followed by Suitor.

Glisten immediately ran to check on Rudie and the little golden egg he'd left with the usually jolly reindeer, and Gavin quickly locked the door before quickly leaving his armor behind. They all quickly took stock of the eggs, all of them carefully arranged sitting in a circle with their respective baskets directly in front of them.

None of them knew what was going on or what to do, though all of them had the same thought and instinct arise at the same time; they needed to make a nest.

And then, after no more than thirty minutes, Gavin had somehow become a very broody ghost who utterly refused to leave his newly made nest and recently acquired eggs. He was hissing at anyone trying to touch the eggs, or even the nest for that matter...

It took a few hours to convince Gavin to move off the nest and let someone else take charge, though it was mostly because all of them wanted a turn cuddling the eggs... Oh dear, how were they going to explain this...

. . .

It took about 4 months of incubating for the eggs to hatch, Rudie had to go down to hibernate pretty early on but all of them hoped he and his little one were doing alright down there. Otherwise they all watched as the little eggs hatched one by one, the little ghost kits that came out small enough to curl up in their hands when cupped together, they were tiny and they were perfect...

It didn't take long for them to get bigger, quickly getting to their phase of crawling and opening their eyes properly, playing and wrestling gently under their parents careful supervision. It was quite the adventure when they started learning to float like Gavin, slowly moving from swimming around low in the air to a more upright posture.

About the time they were getting better at keeping upright Gavin had decided to make little suits of armor for each of them just to see how they'd interact with them, only to be surprised by them quickly learning to toddle after him in what seemed to be a march whenever he was in his own armor.

Well, at least that solved the problem of keeping his identity a secret... Now how to introduce their lovely little toddling army to the rest of the Toons....

. . .

Gavin opened his door, it was extremely early but he'd heard quite the ruckus right outside of his door, what he never would have expected was a lone egg, with no comfort or name, simply left completely abandoned at his feet... "Oh you poor thing..."

@diggitydoggo

This is how I think the "Pardon me, what?" conversation went. Cerami started talking to Gavin while in the Suitor suit, gave Gavin a nickname by referencing his real name, and Gavin just completely breaks character, voice cracking slightly as he just stares at Cerami, mind running through 200 different scenarios of how in the hell Cerami managed to find out his real name after being there for a maximum of 2 days.

@diggitydoggo Y'know what. Fuck the new design in my head, the older design is better.

This is Cerami

They're joining the Hero's Council™. No, they're not my other OC, Alga. They are related, though. They're an enigma. They aren't a toon, but they aren't a twisted either. Which is weird, because they have the same components of a toon, and they constantly say that they didn't use to always look like this. They also know and occasionally call Suitor Gavin (SS timeline lol), despite Rodger's interrogations showing that Twisted Suitor didn't tell them about his name. I can imagine the first time they referred to Suitor as Gavin, he just hard turns to look at them, the concrete scraping noise playing as he turns, and he's just like: "Pardon me, what?" They're also very indecisive. They can't decide if they want a poly relationship with broody and aggressive Twisted Suitor and needy little shit Twisted Glisten, or normal and cute Suitor. Their ship name is PorcelainPaladin

There are people who love and care for you, so if you are thinking about doing so, please seek counseling and support from your loved ones. Life is hard, but it's also beautiful. So many people would grieve over you, even if they wouldn't outwardly show it.

anyone who sees this please don't kill your self

(don’t mind the shit grammar I edited this right after waking up)

DW X MLB LORE DUMP

@starlightwoofwoof WARNING: SHIT TON OF LORE AND YAPPING

Okay, time for a yap-a-thon for the hell of it. Glisten and Alga are two sides of the same coin, if that wasn't obvious from their similar means and reasons for akumatization. Glisten strives to be perfect, to be perceived as some confident, flawless person to others, despite his crippling autophobia and atelophobia. Alga is the opposite. He's tired of being known as this chivalrous gentleman who can't even change his appearance without literally killing himself! He wants to get his hands dirty, to be someone who has flaws, but he can't. Being a gentleman is permanently etched into his brain; he can try, but he can never fully change himself.

When Perfect is in play, he can project his insecurity about his imperfections onto others, forcing them to hyper-fixate on every little mistake and perceive themselves negatively, all while acting like an untouchable god. Dionysus, however, makes it so that everyone completely forgets anything about their worries. It's almost like Trickster Mode from Homestuck; they act so wild and giddy that it's downright unhinged and worrying, especially relationship-wise. Someone could do something to strain a relationship, like, oh, I don't know, break the other's wrist accidentally! (cough cough Dionysus with Finn, cough cough.) When the two of them are de-akumatized, they are essentially forced to suffer the weight of their guilt together. Glisten has the guilt of causing others to akumatize, and Alga has the guilt of harming his friends. Both of them thrust themselves into the same time of coping mechanism while going through this grief. Try to return to that same normalcy beforehand. It doesn't really work, and both of them are just stewing in their guilt. Only when they finally accept that hey, somethings can't be changed fully and no matter what, there's always going to be some bits of you that remain forever, and you don't have to be perfect to be good do they get over their grief and get their respective miraculous, Glisten with the snake Miraculous and Alga with the Dragon Miraculous. In terms of power, both of them are fucking swole. The reasons to become akumatized due to Perfect are slower; the reasons swallow you whole before spitting you out like you mean nothing. Meanwhile, Dionysus' reasons hit you hard and fast, like a freight train. You could blink, and everything fine and dandy before could turn chaotic and terrifying really quick. Admittedly, this is more a reason for someone to be handed a miraculous, but I can also see someone having a panic attack and getting akumatized because of Dionysus. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

@paperclipps7 My OC if they were in the Dead End AU! -Alga does have some magic, but it's mostly used to make sure he doesn't collapse due to how...absolutely destroyed his body is. -He tries to tell everyone he's fine, but he's not. He's like that one meme where everything is not fine. -He doesn't really know what to do if he isn't patrolling around and stalking everyone to make sure there's no danger on the horizon. He just lies face down in some dirt if there's no danger or tasks that he can be useful for. He just stays there until he's called. -He has tried to use his arms as projectiles to defend against enemies, but it causes a lot of strain on himself when he tries to stretch too far. Besides, they break way too easily if that wasn't obvious from how many times he's died.

@starlightwoofwoof REVAMPED DIONYSUS DESIGN BI-

DW X MLB OC

@starlightwoofwoof This took me a while, but I gift you my OC, Alga, and his akumatized form, Dionysus! Essentially, how he was akumatized was unironically the exact opposite of Glisten. He was created to be perfect, a gentlemanly role model for everyone, thus making him a statue, since they can't change their appearances. Ironically, Perfect was the one to really hammer the nail down (he ignored Alga, claiming that he couldn't find any insecurity about him), those words stick to Alga, and he starts to internally panic and overthink. One day, an akuma came into his hat, and then boom, Dionysus exists. Dionysus is very odd in a way. His akumatized power is very similar to the Eagle Miraculous, causing anyone who comes in contact with him to suddenly act wild and chaotic, losing all restraints for whatever reason. Dionysus, in general, is very chaotic. He immediately chooses to try and get those close to him (IE: Finn) to join him in his unfiltered party of endless celebration, where he can finally act the way he feels instead of hiding under a mask of so-called perfectionism. Despite Dionysus being chaos incarnate, he's smart, he knows that hey, Lucky Lady's going to try and break his hat, which is why he hides it and constantly moves it around from hiding place to hiding place to make sure she has a harder time. Dionysus' design is definitely going to change to fit the more 'unhinged maniac' idea I have for him.

@cyanidefoxo

I gift you the reason why Milady can't have sugar. Ignore the doodle of Milady in the corner walking and the spelling errors I was in a rush.

Milady isn't allowed to have any sugar at all. The "Suffering Together" squad learned that the hard way.

Astro and Flutter arguing during breakfast.

@fizzyboy

I've been seeing a whole shit ton of Dandys Wasteland OCs, but all of them are toons. What about blots? Allow me to fix that!

This is Milady (I would put "Milady" in Lucille, but the text doesn't let me do that without changing the entire thing) She's a Maiden Blot, if it wasn't obvious from her appearance alone. She's a very incredible, rare blot, because she doesn't have a matching Gentleman blot. Now, lore-wise, this wouldn't make sense, but what I think is that sometimes, a blot would have trouble evolving to the next form and remain in the same form. This is exactly what happened to her Gentleman blot. Embarrassed, the Gentleman blot ran away, leaving Milady to fend for herself. She wanders about the wasteland and eventually finds the "Suffering Together" gang and just starts following them for some apparent reason. Now, Milady is very...indecisive in a way. She's like a cat in a way. She could be clinging onto you 24/7 one moment, the next she could be 0.1 seconds away from ending you if you breathe too close to her, since she technically doesn't need to 'mourn' in order to actually fight or use her whole spike thing. She wants to be independent, but she also wants to be revered and treated like a princess or royalty. She acts a specific way for each member of the "Suffering Together" Gang as well. For Poppy: Milady acts very neutral, occasionally trying to wrangle Poppy's premium pop bottle out of her hands so she can try it. This never works out, and Poppy always gets the bottle before Milady can get it. For Boxton: Yet again, very neutral with him. Maybe a little more protective in crowded situations, but she doesn't really do much with him, minus Boxton sometimes giving Milady his wrench so she can go break some ankles. For Shrimpo: Now this is where things get interesting. Milady sees Shrimpo as her main protector, her bodyguard if you will. Which means. She's all over him damn near constantly. Which means Shrimpo just. Deals with her. It's draining, and he hated it for the first few times. Eventually, he's learned to deal with her and the constant babysitting he has to do. Out of everyone in the group, Shrimpo knows what to say and do to get her to calm down and stop throwing a fit.

WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE SO MANY UNHINGED ASTROS CONGREGATING HERE WTF?!

the idea is simple...

-slams a canister on a table that appeared out of nowhere-

Gas. Made the stuff myself! One whiff of this stuff and it's lights out.

Astro: really? Intriguing….

Lol

The brainrot has consumed me whole

There you go my fellow writers

sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four

HAMMER HIM

Boom

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I do hope everyone realizes everyone in the IDWTBAMG cast all has canon pokemon team except Sidney. I'm going to make one of my own for my oc. And I'm putting Regirock in there And none of you can stop me NONE OF YOU!

NONE OF YOU CAN STOP ME FROM ADDING THE DUBSTEP MOUNTAIN TO MY TEAM, NONE OF YOU!

Guys Guys please Guys hear me out This is so cute guys please

Im throwing my art out here wow someone will eat it probably