0l1th3gh0st - Oliver

I find it mildly hilarious that Alex's first words after hearing condolences from Nigel is "fuck off freak"

Don't be afraid to be "too much." Call me 5 times a day because you wanna hear my voice or something came up and you wanna tell me immediately. Text me 12 times in a row when I don't answer fast enough. Leave me cute texts when you can't sleep. Hold my hand, everywhere. Sit really close to me on the couch. Keep your hand on my thigh. Always have a part of you touching a part of me. Tell me you love me every hour. I don't care I want to be smothered in love, holy fuck life is too short to hold back.

microfic may day 3: coffee

drarry. 273 words. this is unequivocally the stupidest thing I’ve ever written.

After the war, rumour had it Draco Malfoy disappeared. Puffed up and away in a cloud of smoke because he was cursed by Voldemort.

Rumour then had it that he ran far, far away.

Rumour also had it that he was completing a potions mastery somewhere exotic, and that one day he’d return home.

The one thing rumour didn’t have was a timeframe. So naturally, Harry was quite surprised to attend his 3pm appointment and come face to face with Draco Malfoy.

“Err. What did you say her name was again?”

“Coffee, Potter. Please do keep up.”

“Because the scales on her head look like coffee granules and you think they’re multiplying?”

“Well, yes. But there’s more. She’s been more tired than usual. And she’s not been eating too much. All in all, rather concerning.”

Harry poked around at the speckled snake coiled around Draco’s hand. A forked tongue gently lapped at his fingertip and was that a wink?

He cast his usual diagnostic charms which all pinged a gorgeous, normal green.

“I can’t see anything unusual, Malfoy. I’ll give you a standard vitality potion and check back in next week.”

Draco baulked. “There’s nothing wrong? At all? Are you sure?”

Harry gave him an affirmative nod and Coffee a gentle scritch under the chin. “I’ll see you both next week. For a check up.”

Draco was gracious enough to thank Harry for his time on the way out.

Though the more Harry thought about it, he was pretty sure the parting hiss from the reptile translated roughly into something like:

Foolssss. 10 yearssss apart and all he talkssss about issss you.

i have once again reread running on air

like minds shitpost (6/6)

8th year Harry:- wears eyeliner, baggy jeans and oversized hoodie (+tattoos), simultaneously does wandless magic and speaks parseltongue.

Draco:-

bear with me but remember during the season 4 Rink-O-Mania fight where Will was like "and us?" and Mike was like "We're friends! We're friends." Because he took Will's words as romantic, and Will was like "Well we used to be best friends." and Mike realised Will was being platonic. now, remember how people say Mike was pretty clueless and super oblivious? what if he did think that Will liked him during the Van scene, but remembered how Will had only meant his words platonically before + Will pushing him to say ily to El, which is why Mike doesn't think Will likes him, because the last time he thought Will was being romantic, he fucked everything up :D?

Video of a russian glide bomb hitting the "Epicenter" home improvement shopping mall in Kharkiv city on May 25, 2024.

14 people were killed, 7 are considered to be missing

This is 8-year-old Mykhailo, yesterday his father didn't return from the "Epicenter", now the boy's DNA samples are being taken to help identify his father's body fragments.

Not a day goes by in which russia does not bring us pain and devastation simply because we exist.

OK but Draco getting visibly annoyed every time he hears someone say that Harry is the Heir of Slytherin is so relatable because which among us hasn’t had that reaction when we hear people wildly mischaracterizing one of our blorbos?

The world itself is a bad dream.

- Sylvia Plath, The Bell Jar