"you Have Been Weighed,

gonna attempt to write my very first caitvi fic, even as a dude

dunno what it'll be about

hopefully it has angst in it. yearning

what could have been

more domestic vijinx modern AU:

during holidays when they gotta go back to Zaun to be with the Family (feat. Benzo and Ekko but they're family too anyway), you'd see them in the dinner table sitting next to each other, mingling with the Fam, catching up on things and all that, while the festivities are underway.

then, unbeknownst to everyone but the two, vi would slide her calloused fingers on jinx's thigh, roaming her hands back and forth on the other's knee, keeping her hand on there, maybe slide it further into jinx's crotch for the thrills, doing all that while maintaining conversation with the people around them. the usual "jinx, you alright? cat got your tongue or something?" inquiries will hit jinx, and she'll nervously answer with "oh yeah! all good. probably just the cold. or the wine. sorry!" with vi smirking throughout the whole interaction.

Mmmm domestic ViJinx thoughts. It's about the way that Vi's entire world revolves around Jinx, the way she lights up her entire world whenever she's around her.

One of the rare moments after work they both have enough energy to go outside and do anything they go for some food and a walk in the park. Jinx starts feeding the squirrels and crows some of the bread off of her leftovers while they take a moment to sit on a bench.

She's secretly trying to amass an animal army to bring her shiny objects and money. It's a plan she guarantees will work if they do this frequently enough. Vi catches a personal moment when Jinx is caught up in the antics of the animals to just stare at her with her big old lovestruck eyes. For all intents and purposes, Jinx hung the stars and the moon for Vi's personal night sky.

Jinx loves Vi just as much and Is just as obsessed. Codependency, never heard of her. Does she abuse the fact that Vi is built like a brick shit house and can be incredibly intimidating? Yes. Is she a little shit that pulls annoying ass pranks and then hides under her sister's protection? Maybe!

Jinx thinks it's incredibly hot when Vi puffs out her chest and makes people back down without having to ever lift a fist. (She doesn't like to see Vi bruised even if she wins). She loves Vi the most in their quieter moments alone, when she's soft and she lays with her back to Jinx' chest and lets her play with her hair.

She loves her when she just wakes up in the morning with a stupid (adorable) look on her face that lights up when her eyes focus enough to recognize Jinx. She loves her stupid boy-like jokes and sense of humor and her headstrong attitude when it comes to fixing just about anything.

Anyways 👀

Maddie Nolen Headcanons (because she did, in fact, deserve more screen time)

Born and raised in Noxus

An orphan: was abandoned as a baby at the steps of an orphanage

Regularly stole, fought, and lied in order to survive even in the orphanage. Breaking into the kitchens for extra food and framing another kid for it, pickpocketing for coin, planting evidence for revenge- you name it. Maddie learned survival the hard way. Through pretty words and hiding knives behind her back.

But of course she's still a kid, so she gets caught by adults eventually

Instead of punishment, someone takes a shine to her. Decides she'll need a mentor

She gets sponsored to join the imperial academy, where they test children's aptitude and put them wherever they're best suited. Maddie's on track to be a spy within a week

One of her hobbies since childhood was mimicry. She can mock any accent, and is good at mirroring behaviors. This makes her a star student in spy-training.

Her non-region-specific appearance makes her perfect for subterfuge abroad. This and her accent means she blends in with Piltovans. When she graduates with high marks, that's the first long-term mission they send her on.

Vi is actually more her type than Caitlyn is. In fact, she was kind of bummed that she was Caitlyn's rebound instead

Her surname (Nolen) isn't her birth name. It's the surname they give to all orphans (either at the orphanage or at the academy) in her age group that don't have one.

Her favorite perfume scent is lavender.

She has a range of talents besides fighting, because she's meant to be able to adapt to any situation. That includes entertainment (music, conversation, dance, etc) and basics in some STEM fields (basics in mechanics, etc.)

As a result of her training, she's immune to most poisons

i luv them your honor,,,

i adore mechanica's brain so much, and also their works too

I love how contradictory Loba is, like yes she borderlines on being a stereotype, but she's so much more than that. She's clearly traumatized, hyper-independent, and keeps too much to herself. Has the fixations of someone with auDHD, and postures to make up for what she thinks she's lacking. She tries to come off as super refined, but will be quickest to go feral. Yes, she's got dommy mommy vibes, but she's just as likely to want to be pampered and cared for like a princess in a fairy tale. She loves to 'reclaim what's hers' when it comes to riches and status while coming from nothing. Her birthplace is literally nowhere. Literally the most femme of the Legends while also being a straight up wolf. She loves playing into that contradiction too. A maneater and a ladykiller. She's not going to be confined to anyone's expectations of who she should be.

THROBBIN FOR FROBIN RAHHHHHH

happy valentines 💖💕🌸

i have to say, looking at this current roster that we have for this upcoming noxus show, i'd say the writers chose insanely well. what an insanely good set of characters to work with! no clue about it but the dynamic works!!

"I LIKE IT WHEN THE BITE MARKS CUT THROUGH THE SKIN" -WELCOME TO NOXUS SEASON START CINEMATIC

i miss loba x revenant

i need some new toxic robot smut

WRITERS!

PLEASE!

WRITE MORE OF THESE TWO!

there isn’t enough content for them i had to do it myself